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<f>What is your name?</f> <<textbox "$name" "">> <<button "ENTER NAME">> <<set $name to $name.trim()>> <<if $name is "">> <<replace "#name-error">>Please enter a name!<</replace>> <<else>> <<goto "name">> <</if>> <</button>>    \ <span id="name-error"></span> <<timed 14s>> <p>Please... tell me your name.</p> <</timed>>

<f>To continue I need you to find one other code. </f> <<textbox "_answer" "">> <<button "ENTER 1 MORE CODE?">><<if _answer is "nocode">> <<goto "test">> <<elseif _answer.toLowerCase().includes('elvis')>> <<if $code eq "Elvis">> <<goto "no">> <<else>> <<goto "yes">> <</if>> <<elseif _answer.toLowerCase().includes('sinatra')>> <<if $code eq "Sinatra>"> <<goto "no">> <<else>> <<goto "yes">> <</if>> <<elseif _answer.toLowerCase().includes('lennon')>> <<if $code eq "Lennon">> <<goto "no">> <<else>> <<goto "yes">> <</if>> <<elseif _answer.toLowerCase().includes('mccartney')>> <<if $code eq "McCartney">> <<goto "no">> <<else>> <<goto "yes">> <</if>> <<elseif _answer.toLowerCase().includes('mercury')>> <<if $code eq "Mercury">> <<goto "no">> <<else>> <<goto "yes">> <</if>> <<elseif _answer.toLowerCase().includes('zeppelin')>> <<if $code eq "Zeppelin">> <<goto "no">> <<else>> <<goto "yes">> <</if>> <<elseif _answer.toLowerCase().includes('halen')>> <<if $code eq "Halen">> <<goto "no">> <<else>> <<goto "yes">> <</if>> <<elseif _answer.toLowerCase().includes('bonnie')>> <<if $code eq "Bonnie">> <<goto "no">> <<else>> <<goto "yes">> <</if>> <<elseif _answer.toLowerCase().includes('posh')>> <<if $code eq "Posh">> <<goto "no">> <<else>> <<goto "yes">> <</if>> <<elseif _answer.toLowerCase().includes('kurt')>> <<if $code eq "Kurt">> <<goto "no">> <<else>> <<goto "yes">> <</if>> <<elseif _answer.toLowerCase().includes('gaga')>> <<if $code eq "Gaga">> <<goto "no">> <<else>> <<goto "yes">> <</if>> <<elseif _answer.toLowerCase().includes('kanye')>> <<if $code eq "Kanye">> <<goto "no">> <<else>> <<goto "yes">> <</if>> <<elseif _answer.toLowerCase().includes('jim')>> <<if $code eq "Jim">> <<goto "no">> <<else>> <<goto "yes">> <</if>> <<elseif _answer.toLowerCase().includes('carrey')>> <<if $code eq "Carrey">> <<goto "no">> <<else>> <<goto "yes">> <</if>> <<else>> <<goto nocode>> <</if>> <</button>>

<f> Great $name.</f><<timed 3s>><f>We can now continue.</f><</timed>> <<timed 4s>><<button "Continue">> <<goto "testsnew">> <</button>> <</timed>>

<f>$name, that is your code. Your code is $code. Find another code. Maybe find somone born in another decade. </f> <<timed 9s>> <<goto test>> <</timed>>

<f>This is not a code. Find another code by asking another person. Try somone born in another decade to you. </f> <<timed 8s>> <<goto test>> <</timed>>

A child of the 60s. Okay $name... <<timed 3s>><f>For this analysis you will need a code.</f><</timed>> <<timed 5s>><<button "Continue">> <<goto "FINDCODE">> <</button>><</timed>> <<set $code to either ("Lennon", "McCartney")>> <<set $end1 to "60">> <<set $happiness to $happiness + 1>> <<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/2.jpg')"; <</script>>

A child of the 70s. Okay $name... <<timed 3s>><p>To work with us on this test you will need a code.</p><</timed>> <<timed 5s>><<button "Continue">> <<goto "FINDCODE">> <</button>><</timed>> <<set $code to either ("Mercury", "Zeppelin")>> <<set $end1 to "70">> <<set $happiness to $happiness + 2>> <<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/3.jpg')"; <</script>>

<f>A child of the 80s. Okay $name...</f> <<timed 3s>><f>For this analysis you will need a code.</f><</timed>> <<timed 5s>><<button "Continue">> <<goto "FINDCODE">> <</button>><</timed>> <<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/4.jpg')"; <</script>> <<set $code to either ("Halen", "Bonnie")>> <<set $end1 to "80">> <<set $happiness to $happiness - 1>>

<f>A child of the 90s. Okay $name...</f> <<timed 3s>><f>For this analysis you will need a code.</f><</timed>> <<timed 5s>><<button "Continue">> <<goto "FINDCODE">> <</button>><</timed>> <<set $code to either ("Posh", "Kurt")>> <<set $end1 to "90">> <<set $happiness to $happiness - 1>> <<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/5.jpg')"; <</script>>

<f>You are younger than you look. Okay $name...</f> <<timed 3s>><f>For this analysis you will need a code.</f><</timed>> <<timed 5s>><<button "Continue">> <<goto "FINDCODE">> <</button>><</timed>> <<set $code to either ("Gaga", "Kanye")>> <<set $end1 to "00">> <<set $happiness to $happiness - 1>> <<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/6.jpg')"; <</script>>

<f>I think you have lied to me. I will remember that.</f> <<timed 3s>><f>To work with us on this test you will need a code name.</f><</timed>> <<timed 5s>><<button "Continue">> <<goto "FINDCODE">> <</button>><</timed>> <<set $code to either ("Jim", " Carrey")>> <<set $haslie to true>> <<set $end1 to "LIE">> <<set $happiness to $happiness - 3>> <<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/7.jpg')"; <</script>>

<span id="1"><f>Welcome to ALTR</f></span> <<button "ENTER">> <<audio "main" loop play>> <<goto "A1">> <</button>> <<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/1.gif')"; <</script>>

<f>$name, Your code is $code. Remember it. But other people here may have another code. </f> <<timed 5s>> <f>To continue find another code.</f><</timed>> <<timed 7s>> <<button "Enter Code">> <<goto "test">> <</button>><</timed>> <<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/6.jpg')"; <</script>>

<f>Find yourself a space in the room. Let me know when you are ready. </f> <<button "Ready">> <<audio "main" fadeout>> <<goto "Optionpage2">> <</button>>

<f>Make your way into a circle. Find a place where you are comfortable.</f> <<button "Click Here To Continue">> <<goto "A2">> <</button>> <<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/1.gif')"; <</script>> <<set $happiness to 0>>

<f>Altr is the latest in health and wellbeing technology.</f> <<button "Continue">> <<goto "A3">> <</button>>

<f>You already track your workouts</f> <<timed 1s>><f>your sleep</f><</timed>> <<timed 2s>><f>your calories</f><</timed>> <<timed 3s>><f>your water intake</f><</timed>> <<timed 4s>><f>your mindfulness</f><</timed>> <<timed 5s>><f>caffine</f><</timed>> <<timed 6s>><f>The amount of air in your lungs</f><</timed>> <<timed 7s>><f>Co2</f><</timed>> <<timed 8s>><f>Wheat levels</f><</timed>> <<timed 9s>><f>Friend zone levels</f><</timed>> <<timed 10s>><f>Hope</f><</timed>> <<timed 11s>><f>Freedom</f><</timed>> <<timed 12s>><f>Loss</f><</timed>> <<timed 13s>><f>And all other things aproved by phone use</f><</timed>> <<timed 15s>><<button "Continue">> <<goto "A10">> <</button>><</timed>> <<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/1.gif')"; <</script>>

<<cacheaudio "on" "music/on.mp3">> <<cacheaudio "smash" "music/smash.mp3">> <<cacheaudio "A2" "music/ALTR1.mp3">> <<cacheaudio "A3" "music/never.mp3">> <<cacheaudio "end" "music/end.mp3">> <<cacheaudio "run" "music/runtrack.mp3">> <<cacheaudio "still" "music/still.mp3">> <<cacheaudio "main" "music/main.mp3">>

<f>Now you can track the balance of your chakras.</f> <<button "Continue">> <<goto "A11">> <</button>> <<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/1.gif')"; <</script>>

<f>And share it with the rest of the world. </f> <<button "Continue">> <<goto "NAME">> <</button>> <<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/1.gif')"; <</script>>

<f>A child of the 50s. Okay $name...</f> <<timed 3s>><f>For this analysis you will need a code.</f> <</timed>> <<timed 5s>><<button "Continue">> <<goto "FINDCODE">> <</button>><</timed>> <<set $code to either ("Elvis", "Sinatra")>> <<set $end1 to "50">> <<set $happiness to $happiness + 1>> <<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/1.jpg')"; <</script>>

<f>Your heart rate is too fast. Altr will help you get your heart rate down</f> <<button "Continue">> <<goto "Still1">> <<audio "still" play>> <</button>>

<f>You need you to get your heart rate up. Altr has detected your heart rate is far too low. You will need to hit continue, hold the phone above your head and run. Run until the music stops. </f> <<button "Continue">> <<audio "run" play>> <<goto "Run">> <</button>>

<f>What is more important to you? Careing for yourself or others?</f> <<timed 2s>><f>[[Myself |Task4]]</f><</timed>> <<timed 3s>><f>[[Others |Task3]]</f><</timed>>

<f>Are you single? Or are you in a relationship? [[Single |Single1]] [[In a relationship]]</f> <<timed 5s>><f>[[It's Complicated]]</f><</timed>>

<f>Altr will help you care for yourself. Are you ready to learn to love yourself again?</f> <f>[[Yes |Task4b]]</f> <<timed 2s>><f>[[Yes! |Task4c]]</f><</timed>>

<f>Music will play. And you will dance. </f> <<timed 5s>><<goto "dark2">><</timed>> <<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/1.gif')"; <</script>>

<<timed 4s>><<goto "End1">><</timed>> CH1 <<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/1.jpg')"; <</script>> Your Root Chakra is not in alignment Altr will analyse what the cause of this is. The Root Chakra represents your foundation and feeling of being grounded Hold your phone 10cm in front of your tailbone for 20seconds, bathing the area in light. You have worries around financial independence, money and food. You spend too much time using services such as deliveroo and Justeat. Perhaps make yourself a home cooked meal once in a while.

<<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/2.jpg')"; <</script>> ch2 <<timed 4s>><<goto "End1">><</timed>> Your Sacral Chakra is not in alignment. Altr will analyse what the cause of this is. The Sacral Chakra represents your ability to accept others and new experiences. Hold your phone 10cm in front of your lower abdomen for 20seconds, bathing the area in light. You have concerns around well-being, pleasure and sexuality. You might have a lot of success on Tinder and other dating sites. One night stands are fun, but make sure it makes you happy.

<<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/3.jpg')"; <</script>> ch3 <<timed 4s>><<goto "End1">><</timed>> Your Solar Plexus Chakra is not in alignment. Altr will analyse what the cause of this is. The Solar Plexus Chakra represents your ability to be confident and in control of your life. Hold your phone 10cm in front of your upper abdomen for 20seconds, bathing the area in light. You have worries about self-worth, self-confidence and self-esteem. Your worth is not just how many likes you get on facebook or instagram. Try to not care so much what others think of you.

<<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/4.jpg')"; <</script>> ch4 <<timed 4s>><<goto "End1">><</timed>> Your Heart Chakra is not in alignment. Altr will analyse what the cause of this is. The Heart Chakra represents your ability to love. Hold your phone 10cm in front of your chest for 20seconds, bathing the area in light. You have worries about love, joy and inner peace. Guess you are just an incel.

<<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/5.jpg')"; <</script>> <<timed 4s>><<goto "End1">><</timed>> Your Throat Chakra is not in alignment. Altr will analyse what the cause of this is. The Throat Chakra represents your ability to communicate. Hold your phone 10cm in front of your throat for 20seconds, bathing the area in light. You have issues with self-expression of feelings and the truth. Perhaps you should read the whole article before making a comment. Think twice and read over what you have written before you tweet it.

<<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/6.jpg')"; <</script>> <<timed 4s>><<goto "End1">><</timed>> Your Third Eye Chakra is not in alignment. Altr will analyse what the cause of this is. The Third Eye Chakra represents your ability to see the big picture. Hold your phone 10cm in front of your forehead for 20seconds, bathing the area in light. You are having problems with being able to take everything in. Take some time to actually enjoy the moment. You don’t have to look at everything through your phone screen, will you really watch that video later?

Let Altr Awaken your Crown Charkra. <<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/7.jpg')"; <</script>> <<timed 4s>><<goto "End1">><</timed>> Your Crown Chakra needs some work. Altr will analyse is what way. The Crown Chakra represents your ability to be connected spiritually. Hold your phone 10cm above the top of your head for 20seconds, bathing the area in light. You want to be fully connected to everything around you. Just upload your conscious to the internet and live there instead.

Okay, lets connect you with someone else. Find Someone with the same colour screen as you. Give people time. Wait a few moments. [[I have found them]] [[I can't find anyone]] <<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/4.jpg')"; <</script>>

How did you meet your partner? [[Tinder]] [[Bumble]] [[OkCupid]] [[PlentyOfFish]] [[Grindr]] [[Other Website]] [[IRL]] (In Real Life)

<f>Is this a serious relationship? [[Yes |yes1]] [[No |no1]]</f> <<set $happiness to $happiness + 2>>

Tinder Is this a serious relationship? [[Yes |yes1]] [[No |no1]] <<set $happiness to $happiness - 5>>

Bumble Is this a serious relationship? [[Yes |yes1]] [[No |no1]] <<set $happiness to $happiness - 1>>

Is this a serious relationship? [[Yes |yes1]] [[No |no1]] <<set $happiness to $happiness + 2>>

Is this a serious relationship? [[Yes |yes1]] [[No |no1]] <<set $happiness to $happiness + 1>>

That is pretty unusual... Good for you. Perhaps you should be putting your efforts into that relationship. Take some time for yourself. [[Okay |Task4]] <<set $happiness to $happiness + 6>>

Okay. Maybe take some time for yourself. [[okay |Task4]] <<set $happiness to $happiness + 1>>

Okay. Maybe take some time for yourself. [[okay |Task4]] <<set $happiness to $happiness - 1>>

It takes 60 seconds to fall in Love. Hold the phone under your chin and stare into your new lovers eyes. [[Click here when you are both ready]]

That makes sense. You should probably spend some time with yourself. [[Okay I guess |Task4]] <<set $happiness to $happiness - 2>>

<<audio "on" play>> <<timed 60s>><<goto "love1">><</timed>> <<set $happiness to $happiness + 3>>

Did you fall in love? [[Yes |Yes2]] [[No |No2]] <<audio "on" fadeout>>

That isn't suprising Say goodbye, and let me know when you are ready. [[I am ready |Q2]] <<set $happiness to $happiness + 4>>

That is a shame. Say goodbye, and let me know when you are ready. [[I am ready |Q2]] <<set $happiness to $happiness - 1>>

<f>Run Faster.</f> <<timed 5s>><<goto "Run2">><</timed>> <<set $happiness to $happiness + 2>>

<f>RUN!</f> <<timed 5s>><<goto "Run3">><</timed>> <<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/4.jpg')"; <</script>>

<f>FASTER.</f> <<timed 8s>><<goto "Run4">><</timed>> <<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/3.jpg')"; <</script>>

<f>RUN!</f> <<timed 8s>><<goto "Run5">><</timed>> <<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/2.jpg')"; <</script>>

<f>BE YOUR BEST SELF</f> <<timed 5s>><<goto "Run6">><</timed>> <<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/1.jpg')"; <</script>>

<<timed 1s>><f>Okay Stop.</f><</timed>> <<timed 7s>><<goto "Endstart">><</timed>> <<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/6.jpg')"; <</script>>

<f>Okay. Lie on the floor. Let me know when you are on the floor. [[I am on the floor]]</f> <<set $happiness to $happiness + 1>>

<f>Okay. Lie on the floor. Let me know when you are on the floor. [[I am on the floor]]</f> <<set $happiness to $happiness - 2>>

<f>Take a moment to listen to this message of positivity... Put the phone over your eyes. Close them if you need to. And breathe. </f> <<timed 6s>><<goto "Floor2">><</timed>> <<audio "smash" play>>

<<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/2.gif')"; <</script>> <<timed 50s>><<goto "floor3">><</timed>>

<f>Lift yourself up when you are ready. Stand in your own time. Let me know when you are stood. [[I am stood]]</f> <<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/4.jpg')"; <</script>>

Okay Lets move on. <<timed 5s>><<goto "Q2">><</timed>>

<f>Stand perfectly still. </f> <<button "Continue">> <<goto "Still2">> <</button>> <<timed 5s>><<goto "Still2">><</timed>> <<set $happiness to $happiness - 1>>

<f>Breathe in.</f> <<timed 5s>><<goto "Still3">><</timed>> <<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/1.jpg')"; <</script>>

<f>Hold it in your lungs...</f> <<timed 8s>><<goto "Still4">><</timed>> <<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/2.jpg')"; <</script>>

<f>Hold it longer. Don't worry. </f> <<timed 8s>><<goto "Still5">><</timed>> <<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/3.jpg')"; <</script>>

<f>And breathe out.</f> <<timed 5s>><<goto "Still6">><</timed>> <<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/4.jpg')"; <</script>>

<f>Let yourself just be for a second. </f> <<timed 7s>><<goto "Endstart">><</timed>> <<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/6.jpg')"; <</script>>

<f>You will dance like no one is watching. You will danced like your life depends on it.</f> <<timed 8s>><<goto "dark3">><</timed>>

<f>When the music starts: Dance. </f> [[Click here and Close Your eyes. |dark4]]

<<timed 1s>><<audio "end" play>><</timed>> <<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/flash.gif')"; <</script>>

<f>To fix your diagnosis we have something for you. In a minute I will ask you to close your eyes.</f> <<timed 6s>><<goto "danceindark">><</timed>>

<f>Altr needs to work out your heart rate. Hold your face to the screen for 10 seconds. Altr will monitor your heart rate. </f> <<timed 15s>> <<set _where to either("task1", "task2")>><<goto _where>><</timed>>

<f>Altr will align your chakras.</f> <<button "Continue">> <<goto "A20">> <</button>> <<script>> document.body.style.backgroundImage = "url('images/1.gif')"; <</script>>

<f>Would you rather your interent search history be public</f> <<timed 2s>><f>Or live near an active volcano</f><</timed>> <<timed 3s>><f>[[Public search History]]</f><</timed>> <<timed 4s>><f>[[Live near a volcano]]</f><</timed>>

<f>I understand. You probably have nothing to hide. </f> <<timed 3s><f>Although maybe you should delete it all.</f><</timed>> <<timed 7s>><<goto INFO>><</timed>> <<set $happiness to $happiness + 1>>

<f>I understand. Nothing that creepy should be public. </f> <<timed 3s>><f>Maybe you should delete it all.</f><</timed>> <<timed 7s>><<goto INFO>><</timed>> <<set $happiness to $happiness + 2>>

<f>Would you rather gain 10kg</f> <<timed 2s>><f>or</f><</timed>> <<timed 3s>><f>Be banned from the internet for 1 month.</f> <</timed>> <<timed 4s>><f>[[Gain the weight]]</f><</timed>> <<timed 5s>><f>[[Loose the internet |Loose the interenet]]</f><</timed>>

<f>Altr understands. The internet is important. </f> <<timed 5s>><<goto "INFO2">><</timed>> <<set $happiness to $happiness - 1>>

<f>Altr understands. But the internet is important. </f> <<timed 5s>><<goto "INFO2">><</timed>> <<set $happiness to $happiness + 1>>

<f>Altr needs to do a few tests</f> <<timed 3s>><<goto "Q1">><</timed>>

<<if $happiness gte 7>><<goto ch7>> <<else>> <<goto 2>> <</if>>

<<if $happiness gte 6>><<goto "ch6">> <<else>> <<goto "3">><</if>>

<<if $happiness gte 5>><<goto "ch5">> <<else>> <<goto "4">><</if>>

<<if $happiness gte 4>><<goto "ch4">> <<else>> <<goto "5">><</if>>

<<if $happiness gte 3>><<goto "ch3">> <<else>> <<goto "6">><</if>>

<<if $happiness gte 2>><<goto "ch2">> <<else>> <<goto "ch1">><</if>>

broken<</if>>

<<set $1 to false>> <<set $2 to false>> <<set $3 to false>> <<set $4 to false>> <<set $5 to false>> <<set $6 to false>> <<set $7 to false>>

<f>Altr will now give you your diagnosis. </f> <<timed 5s>> <<goto "option3">><</timed>>